Sewer Persons of Distinction

So as you’re probably aware, the sewers of Frog Snatchers are primarily home to garbage and nasty things, but did you know that there are also living, breathing people down there, not all of which fall into either aforementioned category? Yessiree, well regarded socialites have even referred to some of these personalities as “sentient” and “civil”. Featured below are a few of the more intriguing figureheads of the sewer’s simmering, smelly social scene.

Ulysses

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Ulysses is afflicted with a rare condition which causes him to age at a breathtaking and frankly rather alarming rate. Fortunately, he’s stumbled upon the fountain of youth, which keeps him nice and young and handsome. So long as he never moves. Be sure to pop into his cave for a visit, good old Ulysses has all manner of opinions on the state of the sewer walls visible from the angle that his head must face at all times.

The Chef

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The chef is, in fact, an actual chef, whatever the location of his restaurant may imply. Frankly, the real estate was cheap enough to offset the lack of customers for at least the first month or so, but lately he’s taken to kidnapping whoever wanders in and not letting them leave until they order something. His food is actually pretty good, but maybe only visit if you’re definitely in the mood to eat several courses. Hey, those ingredients are expensive, and underground shipping is practically highway robbery.

Sam the Lizard

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Sam is exactly what his name implies, a scaly, cold-blooded, four legged lizard. And he will become very offended if you imply that he does not have limbs. Why would that even be something you bring up? Is this how you go around making friends, by questioning strangers on how many appendages they may or may not have? Not that there’s anything to question here, since Sam is definitely the proud owner of four very muscular and incredibly impressive lizard limbs.